My name is Amos.
This is me on the airplane.
This is me before the internet vanished.
My mother said my terrible behavior rendered her speechless.
Not me, I was full of words, I told her OUT and NO, maybe one million times?
She did point out that we were thousands of feet up in the air.
That was her problem.
I am airplaned out.
Anyways, she said that we all survived and that's what matters.
Thomas said being on the plane with me was like death.
That's a little bit dramatic.
I did see a baby with earplugs though.
I mean, really.
Anyways, I love Key Biscayne.
Maybe we'll drive home.
Maybe if you share my mom's blog, she will quit glaring at me.