My name is Amos.
Someone has signed me up for a week of swimming lessons.
I may need to rethink this not taking a nap thing.
I may rather be asleep than dunked in a cold pool.
It's not an option, my mom said.
She clearly didn't get the memo that I'm on vacation.
I can swim just fine.
If I don't follow directions, it's not my fault.
I mean, everyone speaks Spanish.