It’s Judgement Day.
I don’t know how in the devil that applies to y’all, but it’s ominous and important sounding.
Yep, the longest vacation on the planet has ended.
I haven’t made lunches, haven’t had my coffee, forgot how annoying alarms sound.
I know, I am a huge pain in the a double s, but I’ll tell you something.
I see you.
I acknowledge your hard work.
I love you.
I do, honest to goodness love you because you wrangle twenty or so cretins and manage to shove knowledge in their stubborn minds.
Ain’t nobody learns nothin’ when home with me.
All those electronic zombies do is fight, scavenge for m&m’s, and make me stress smoke.
Today, I promise I will not watch any morning shows.
I will not get in the bed with Netflix.
I will not wallow in my quiet house.
Nope, I will not indulge in my good fortune.
I even volunteered to drive carpool today.
That is love, people.
Good luck, mofos.