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Amos and The Shower

Amos and The Shower

Wednesday, April 12, 2017 Adrian Wood Comments (0)

My name is Amos.
I adore a shower.
My mother always asks me if I want to get in with her.
Of course, I always say NO.
It's important that one maintains his fierce independence at all times.
I'm quite the expert.
Tonight, I stayed in there over an hour.
I cleaned with the toilet brush.
I am a big fan of opening and closing the shower door.
I like to shout HELLO at my mother.
Then I say BYE and close the door.
It's so fun and I think she likes our game better than me.
I do try to make her life better.
She just happens to be a slow learner.
That's all right.
I've got nothing but time.
She clearly is not busy.


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