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April the Giraffe

April the Giraffe

Saturday, April 15, 2017 Adrian Wood Comments (0)

Scene: Russell & Blair watching April the giraffe give birth.

Blair: I think I see her China.

Russell: Its vagina, NOT China.

Blair: Russell, you're just mad because you don't have one.

Russell: Wait, it's a her?

Me: Help.

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